You can bear your troubles or shrug them off. They're your shoulders.

There are subjects in which I wish to become knowledgeable, and subjects in which I wish to remain wise.

Sometimes, as practice for trying to convince myself that God exists, I try to convince my shadow that the sun exists.

The older you get, the fewer things it seems too late to do.

People are resilient. After all, every person born has recovered from nine months on life support.

What if, instead of a parallel universe, there's a perpendicular universe? Discuss.

Stored away in some brain cell is the image of a long-departed aunt you haven't thought of in 30 years. Stored away in another cell is the image of a pink pony stitched on your first set of baby pajamas. All it takes to get that aunt mounted on the back of that pony is to eat a hunk of meatloaf immediately before going to bed.