It's not that perfection cannot be achieved. It's that it's so hard to stop there.

It's a safe bet that someone who tells you you need to calm down has never actually seen you when you needed to calm down.

Name the season’s first hurricane Zelda and fool Mother Nature into calling it a year.

Turn your love into promises, that when you doubt your love, you may simply ask, "Am I keeping my promises?"

To a small child, the perfect granddad is unafraid of big dogs and fierce storms but absolutely terrified of the word "boo."

Whoever dreamed up Scrabble had an exaggerated idea of how many 7-letter words have five i's.

A true friend sees past your excuses to the real reason it's not your fault.