Among life's regrets is all the time wasted being early for everything.
I am told to just be myself, but as much as I have practiced the impression, I am still no good at it.
Doing one fool thing after another is not so terrible when you consider the human proclivity to do several fool things at once.
Sometimes fate brings two people together by causing one to misinterpret a smile.
For every "Drive Safely" sign, shouldn't there be a "Resume Normal Driving" sign?
If animals could talk, the world would lose its best listeners.