I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.

The road to success is wherever people need another road.

You can accept a falling out that changes your plans, but it's hard to accept a betrayal that changes your memories.

There is no effect more disproportionate to its cause than the happiness bestowed by a small compliment.

Most marriages can survive 'better or worse'. The tester is all the years of 'exactly the same'.

The difference between friends and pets is that friends we allow into our company, pets we allow into our solitude.

There comes a time when a man and woman realize that their separate schemes can be better achieved as a conspiracy.