Sometimes the best way to forgive is to let the other person forget.

As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around.

My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.

Marriage is nature's way of ensuring that a woman picks up some mothering experience before she has her first child.

When life takes the wind out of your sails, it is to test you at the oars.

Every great artist raises art to a science, and every great scientist raises science to an art, hence we have Michelangelo's David and Einstein's Theory of Relativity.

Eventually you realize that not all opposing viewpoints come from people who oppose you.