Do not mistake probability for truth, for it is a notorious liar.
Where you find quality, you will find a craftsman, not a quality-control expert.
After 5,000 years of recorded human history, you wonder, what part of 2,000,000 sunrises doesn't a pessimist understand?
Be happy, and a reason will come along.
Learn to listen. It's amazing the ideas that pop into your head while people are saying them into your ear.
Sometimes the best way to forgive is to let the other person forget.