A good speech has a beginning, a middle and an end, the best example being, 'I love you.'

Even at times when I don't care, I know exactly what I would care about if I did.

A blogger is constantly looking over his shoulder, for fear that he is not being followed.

It is seeing ourselves in others that often prompts the remark, 'There's something about that person I don't trust.

Perchance God will pity a race that sought the better angels of its nature and found only its lesser demons.

The brain forgets much, but the lower back remembers everything.

Massage is the only form of physical pleasure to which nature forgot to attach consequences.