Some forgive and forget, more forgive and remember, most forgive and remind.

Things happen in everyday life that make you consider living your life just every other day.

The trouble with always leaving yourself a way out is that you always take it.

An aphorism is a single sentence that totally exhausts its subject.

Through sources, we have obtained the following alien assessment of the human species: The male wants to be valued for what he pretends to be. The female wants to be overvalued for what she truly is.

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded.

The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn't marry me.