What you discover about life’s shell game is that it’s hardest to follow the pea when you’re the pea.

While I find that I can keep my nose out of other people's business, I do have a curiosity as to their non-business activities.

People are resilient. After all, every person born has recovered from nine months on life support.

In sinners and repenters you have the original division of labor.

When compiling his great dictionary, the young Noah Webster travels to the Himalayas, where he climbs to the cave of the world's wises man. 'O, great sage,' he says, 'tell me the meaning of life.' The sage sits Noah at his feet and, with great solemnity, commences to unfold the meaning of life. When finished, he places a hand on the young man's shoulder and says, 'Do you have any other questions, my son?' Noah flips a page in his notebook and says, 'You wouldn't know the meaning of lift, would you?'

There are more martyrs to nonsense than truth, truth preferring missionaries.

If you can't forgive and forget, pick one.