One key to success is to have lunch at the time of day most people have breakfast.

As a gardener, I'm among those who believe that much of the evidence of God's existence has been planted.

A mom reads you like a book, and wherever she goes, people read you like a glowing book review.

There are memories I choose not to live with, but we hang out at the same bar.

Whoever dreamed up Scrabble had an exaggerated idea of how many 7-letter words have five i's.

There is nothing in this world you cannot accomplish if you are willing to forfeit your deposit.

Life is a series of family photos in which eventually you stop showing up.