Always carry with you a little reasonable doubt, should you meet someone who needs to be found innocent.
Of what use to get what you want if you must become someone else to get it.
Doing one fool thing after another is not so terrible when you consider the human proclivity to do several fool things at once.
A true friend sees past your excuses to the real reason it's not your fault.
Politicians don't lie, they misspeak. And they don't steal, they mispocket.
Abstract art is a fundamental distrust of the theory of reality concocted by the eyes.