Ah, the things we would do if we could — especially in the secure knowledge that we can't.

A painting is what you make of it, besides which, 'Moon, Weeping' has a better ring to it than 'Paintbrush, Dripping.

First God created time; then God created man that man might, in the course of time, perfect himself; then God decided that He'd better create eternity.

Life is too short to hold a grudge, also too long.

Ever get the feeling that sometime early in your life there must have been a briefing that you missed?

Sometimes the shortest distance between two points is a winding path walked arm in arm.

Psychologists now recognize that the need in some people to have a dozen cats is really a sublimated desire to have two dozen cats.