Ah, the things we would do if we could — especially in the secure knowledge that we can't.

A true sportsman is a hunter lost in the woods and out of ammo.

I'm right-handed, whereas the fellow in my mirror is left-handed. I start shaving from the left; he starts from the right. Differences only in perception, but religious wars have been fought over such.

Man, in his sensitivity, does not give names to animals he intends to eat but goes on giving names to children he intends to send to war.

Lend, by your imperfections, self-esteem to others, and you will be invited everywhere.

I don't lie and cheat, but I don't always avoid actions that would be lying and cheating if someone else did them.

I am not your dog, but if every time you saw me, you gave me a backrub, I would run to greet you, too.