Sometimes, perhaps, we are allowed to get lost that we may find the right person to ask directions of.

The trouble with not being into social networking is that people think you're anti-social when you're only anti-networking.

I don't lie and cheat, but I don't always avoid actions that would be lying and cheating if someone else did them.

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

I look back on the time I've wasted, and I'm just glad I wasted it while I still had the chance.

Grammar is not a set of arbitrary rules; it is a compact between people who wish to understand each other.

There was never a wise saying that couldn't be made wiser by adding the words, "and vice-versa.