All is illusion, although as long as there's an illusion that the kids need to be fed, all might as well be reality.

How do you tell an optimist that he or she has lived a happy life by mistake?

Stay out of the court of self-judgment, for there is no presumption of innocence.

You know you have found love when you can't find your way back.

I am not your dog, but if every time you saw me, you gave me a backrub, I would run to greet you, too.

One thing you learn in a long marriage is how many sneezes to wait before saying, "Bless you.

The wedding is where two people become one. The marriage is where they decide which one.