All is illusion, although as long as there's an illusion that the kids need to be fed, all might as well be reality.

Seeking happiness, I passed many travelers headed in the opposite direction, seeking happiness.

So I said to myself, "There but for the grace of God go I," only to realize I was looking in a mirror and had seriously overestimated the grace of God.

There is in all animals a sense of duty that man condescends to call instinct.

There would be a lot more optimists if it weren't for the rise-and-shine requierement.

History is man's best guess as to what the past would look like if everything had happened in chronological order.

A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge