God is not only all-knowing but all-not-telling.

You don't realize how little accuracy there is in network TV reporting until they cover a story in your hometown.

There is a public me and a private me, who, if they were separate people, probably wouldn't exchange Christmas cards.

Why be saddled with this thing called life expectancy? Of what relevance to an individual is such a statistic? Am I to concern myself with an allotment of days I never had and was never promised? Must I check off each day of my life as if I am subtracting from this imaginary hoard? No, on the contrary, I will add each day of my life to my treasure of days lived. And with each day, my treasure will grow, not diminish.

The wedding is where two people become one. The marriage is where they decide which one.

The last I heard from my destiny, it wanted me to make a legal U-Turn at my next opportunity.

The best things in life are not only free, but the line is shorter.