God is not only all-knowing but all-not-telling.

I tell my child, if I seem obsessed to always know where you've been, it is because my DNA will be found at the scene.

When you have brought up kids, there are memories you store directly in your tear ducts.

A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business. A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal.

You can as easily love without trusting as you can hug without embracing.

Basically we are all looking for someone who knows who we are and will break it to us gently.

I don't think most people want to be unhappy. It's just something they've gotten good at.