The perfect family board game is one that can be played each time with fewer pieces.

If you think that someone is out to steal everything you have, you're either paranoid or a member of the middle class.

When something is missing in your life, it usually turns out to be someone.

The trick to getting things done is to list things to do in doable order.

At the end of the day, Mother Nature has only one question for us: 'What life did you nurture today?

As a general guideline, never marry anyone that you can't picture helping you go to the bathroom.

Do not mistake probability for truth, for it is a notorious liar.