The thing about family disasters is that you never have to wait long before the next one puts the previous one into perspective.

There are things I have wanted so long that I would only consent to have them if I could keep wanting them.

I am told to just be myself, but as much as I have practiced the impression, I am still no good at it.

Do not mistake probability for truth, for it is a notorious liar.

How do you achieve success? Well, for one thing, you don't define it before you achieve it.

My quest for cosmic understanding is a book I have picked up and put down many times, always forgetting to insert a bookmark.

A true sportsman is a hunter lost in the woods and out of ammo.