Yes, I believe in guardian angels, because otherwise I must believe that life is a string of death-defying miracles - and I don't believe in miracles.

It's sad when two people who could never part without a kiss come to the point where they never part and so never kiss.

If you could eavesdrop on everything said about you, you'd spend most of your time waiting for the subject to come up.

If you ruled out partial successes, there would be no progress at all.

The trick to writing an aphorism is to place a period at the point where you're inclined to say, "in other words.

Sometimes love needs a rest from caring, and so bears for an intolerable few hours the guilt of not caring.

Eventually soulmates meet, for they have the same hiding place.