Love is at first a set of delusions, which, as time goes by, are discarded like training wheels, and you love truly.

Family life is a bit like a runny peach pie - not perfect but who's complaining?

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead.

A toast once heard: "To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I'd found my first."

Some day man will travel at the speed of light, of small interest to those of us still trying to catch up to the speed of time.

What a blessing to be alone with your thoughts when so many are alone with their inability to think.

Eventually the person who tries to fix the problem will be blamed for causing it.