Love is at first a set of delusions, which, as time goes by, are discarded like training wheels, and you love truly.

The human species is made up of seven billion subspecies each consisting of one specimen.

Why try to be someone you're not? Life is hard enough without adding impersonation to the skills required.

If animals could talk, the world would lose its best listeners.

There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

One day, in your search for happiness, you discover a partner by your side, and you realize that your happiness has come to help you search.