There is nothing in this world you cannot accomplish if you are willing to forfeit your deposit.

In the best of relationships you have two people who cannot think of anything that was not part of the deal.

The only creature on earth whose natural habitat is a zoo is the zookeeper.

There is no actual law that says that a person of inner beauty cannot also maintain an appearance.

A relationship becomes easier when you realize that you don't have to be the one at fault to be the one who's sorry.

Sometimes, as practice for trying to convince myself that God exists, I try to convince my shadow that the sun exists.

The world is as many times new as there are children in our lives.