There is nothing in this world you cannot accomplish if you are willing to forfeit your deposit.

Two people can have a middling day, but one rounds up and the other rounds down.

Most marriages can survive 'better or worse'. The tester is all the years of 'exactly the same'.

What is certainty but the refuge of those whose faith is not strong enough to entertain doubt.

If you allow people to treat you like a doormat, they will expect you to say WELCOME.

You don't realize how little accuracy there is in network TV reporting until they cover a story in your hometown.

A toast once heard: "To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I'd found my first."