I guess I have never really doubted that we are all born to our guardian angel.

Just once it might be instructive to pretend you're accepting an award for failure, just to see who you would thank.

I'm discovering that everybody is a closet quotesmith. Just give them a chance.

In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds incontinent.

Stubbornly persist, and you will find that the limits of your stubbornness go well beyond the stubbornness of your limits

Eventually you realize that your whole life up to now has been preparation, and you begin to suspect that the rest might be preparation, too.

When you have brought up kids, there are memories you store directly in your tear ducts.