Oh, the things that go through my mind that I never say. Oh, the things I say that never go through my mind.

Life starts out as partly destiny and partly free will, but then you have kids, and it's all destiny.

The thing about family disasters is that you never have to wait long before the next one puts the previous one into perspective.

Of what use to get what you want if you must become someone else to get it.

Sometimes I wonder — if I were drop-dead handsome, and every woman I met actually dropped dead, would I ever get tired of it?

There is always a perfectly good excuse, always a reason not to. The hardest freedom to win is the freedom from one's excuses.

Now and then it's good to list all the things you regularly do for which there was once a good reason.