Optimist: someone who isn't sure whether life is a tragedy or a comedy but is tickled silly just to be in the play.
Politicians don't lie, they misspeak. And they don't steal, they mispocket.
You never get people's fuller attention than when you're listening to them.
I look into the faces of people struggling with their own lives, and I do not see strangers.
Am I lying to you if I tell you the same lie I tell myself?
It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.