Oh, the things that go through my mind that I never say. Oh, the things I say that never go through my mind.

Oh, the things that go through my mind that I never say. Oh, the things I say that never go through my mind.

You can bear your troubles or shrug them off. They're your shoulders.

The trick to writing an aphorism is to place a period at the point where you're inclined to say, "in other words.

Whoever dreamed up Scrabble had an exaggerated idea of how many 7-letter words have five i's.

What happens if I do nothing?

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.