Oh, the things that go through my mind that I never say. Oh, the things I say that never go through my mind.

There are things I have wanted so long that I would only consent to have them if I could keep wanting them.

It's not that perfection cannot be achieved. It's that it's so hard to stop there.

You always think you could have done more. That's why you need a friend - to tell you you did all you could.

Though the barriers of life seem formidable, we find when we challenge them that they have no will.

Nowadays you envy a manic-depressive. Half the time he's happy, the other half he's right.

A vacation trip is one-third pleasure, fondly remembered, and two-thirds aggravation, entirely forgotten.