Abstract art is a fundamental distrust of the theory of reality concocted by the eyes.

If you don't watch out, putting on your unhappiness in the morning can become as instinctive as putting on your clothes.

I don't lie and cheat, but I don't always avoid actions that would be lying and cheating if someone else did them.

Stored away in some brain cell is the image of a long-departed aunt you haven't thought of in 30 years. Stored away in another cell is the image of a pink pony stitched on your first set of baby pajamas. All it takes to get that aunt mounted on the back of that pony is to eat a hunk of meatloaf immediately before going to bed.

In the end you don't so much find yourself as you find someone who knows who you are.

You do not wake up one morning a bad person. It happens by a thousand tiny surrenders of self-respect to self-interest.

There is nothing in this world you cannot accomplish if you are willing to forfeit your deposit.