Recalling days of sadness, memories haunt me. Recalling days of happiness, I haunt my memories.

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory.

Through sources, we have obtained the following alien assessment of the human species: The male wants to be valued for what he pretends to be. The female wants to be overvalued for what she truly is.

As a man, I've learned that there is nothing easier in married life than pleasing your wife with your cooking.

Whatever you put aside to seek happiness, remember where you put it.

Life is a series of tasks that you absolutely must get done before they don't matter any more.

Sometimes you believe a thing that isn't true because in the world you wish to live in, it would be true.