Once an absurdity is accepted as truth, it will seem truer the more absurd it is shown to be.

Corporations no longer try to fit square pegs into round holes; they just fit them into square cubicles.

Is it my imagination, or does shipping and handling settle a box of crackers more than it used to?

Today's Parenting Tip: Treat a difficult child the way you would your boss at work. Praise his achievements, ignore his tantrums and resist the urge to sit him down and explain to him how his brain is not yet fully developed.

It's like this. Father Time keeps pitching the years at us. We swing and miss at a few. We hit a few out of the park. We try not to take any called strikes.

Some forgive and forget, more forgive and remember, most forgive and remind.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.