What you discover about people you try not to offend is that you can offend them without trying.

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead.

There is a tendency to see divine intervention in things that happen in the normal course of miracles.

I wish to die knowing that I took a fleeting instant of eternity and fashioned from it a lifetime.

To hurt someone you know will forgive you is the unkindiest thing of all.

One of the great logical puzzles is how a woman is always like her mother but never like her sister.

Each day learn something new, and just as important, relearn something old.