Sometimes in life we blow things out of proportion because proportion is so dull.

The human species is made up of seven billion subspecies each consisting of one specimen.

Sometimes in life you have an appointment with destiny, and sometimes you just have to get destiny to squeeze you in.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

Man will have replicated his own intelligence not when he teaches a computer to reason but when he teaches a computer to have a nagging feeling in its circuits.

Sometimes two people stay together for the sake of the kids - two kids who sat under a full moon and pledged to be forever true.

There would be a lot more optimists if it weren't for the rise-and-shine requierement.