Sometimes in life we blow things out of proportion because proportion is so dull.

You can be sad recalling sad times, but if you really want to be sad, recall happy times.

I am never five minutes into stripping the clutter from my life before I start running into the clutter that is my life.

For lack of an occasional expression of love, a relationship strong at the seams can wear thin in the middle.

A true sportsman is a hunter lost in the woods and out of ammo.

Looking back, you realize that everything would have explained itself if you had only stopped interrupting.

The only creature on earth whose natural habitat is a zoo is the zookeeper.