As a job seeker, remember this: You only lack experience if they want it done the same old way.

Sometimes, as practice for trying to convince myself that God exists, I try to convince my shadow that the sun exists.

Do I rue a life wasted doing crosswords? Yes, but I do know the three-letter-word for regret.

Charisma is not just saying hello. It's dropping what you're doing to say hello.

Making a different mistake every day is not only acceptable, it is the definition of progress.

There is no such thing as a list of reasons. There is either one sufficient reason or a list of excuses.

Genius is a plodding intellect, incapable of dreaming up the obstacles that stop the rest of us.