As a job seeker, remember this: You only lack experience if they want it done the same old way.

The difference between education and know-how is that one you pay for, the other you charge for.

Fate, Chance, God’s Will — we all try to account for our lives somehow. What are the chances that two raindrops, flung from the heavens, will merge on a windowpane? Gotta be Fate.

While I occasionally enjoy a bout of nostalgia, I would generally rather dream forward than backward.

Life is a series of family photos in which you keep moving to the rear until finally you're a portrait in the background.

I don't lie and cheat, but I don't always avoid actions that would be lying and cheating if someone else did them.

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought