History is man's best guess as to what the past would look like if everything had happened in chronological order.
Sometimes fate brings two people together by causing one to misinterpret a smile.
There are more martyrs to nonsense than truth, truth preferring missionaries.
Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?
Life is short, God's way of encouraging a bit of focus.
What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.