There is in every truth a wise saying, and in every contradiction, two wise sayings.

I would love to go back and travel the road not taken, if I knew at the end of it I'd find the same set of grandkids.

You can awaken each day to obligations you never chose — or you can decide now to choose them.

If you can't explain something in a few words, try fewer.

Does it seem sometimes that you are always the one to break an embarrassing silence — and always by saying something more embarrassing than the silence?

After years of buying clothes I intend to diet into, I'll say this: the skeleton in my closet has some really nice outfits.

I am never five minutes into stripping the clutter from my life before I start running into the clutter that is my life.