Though confined to our destiny, we do get to pick the color scheme.

Through sources, we have obtained the following alien assessment of the human species: The male wants to be valued for what he pretends to be. The female wants to be overvalued for what she truly is.

A good speech has a beginning, a middle and an end, the best example being, 'I love you.'

If God had intended us to be alone, there would be more pleasure in massaging our own shoulders.

Nothing reduces the odds against you like ignoring them.

It is usually the case that people who know you better than you know yourself think you're a pretty good person.

Sometimes it is the person closest to us who must travel the furthest distance to be our friend.