Stored away in some brain cell is the image of a long-departed aunt you haven't thought of in 30 years. Stored away in another cell is the image of a pink pony stitched on your first set of baby pajamas. All it takes to get that aunt mounted on the back of that pony is to eat a hunk of meatloaf immediately before going to bed.

Time brings an end to everything. We should not mistake for a tragedy what is no more than the passage of time.

The trick to writing an aphorism is to place a period at the point where you're inclined to say, "in other words.

I like friends who, when you tell them you need a moment alone, know enough not to stray too far.

We gain no easier advantage than by relentlessly pursuing our goal while others pursue an advantage.

Once a man has won a woman's love, the love is his forever. He can only lose the woman.

A vacation trip is one-third pleasure, fondly remembered, and two-thirds aggravation, entirely forgotten.