An optimist is someone who figures that if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's the bluebird of happiness.

What to do with your one life? The same thing you would do if you had two lives, and this were the second.

It is not happiness until you capture it and store it out of the reach of time.

If you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule and "righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.

Though you lose all hope, there is still hope, and it loves to surprise.

It's a safe bet that someone who tells you you need to calm down has never actually seen you when you needed to calm down.

A lover's quarrel is always about every quarrel you ever had.