In a houseful of toddlers and pets, you can start out having a bad day, but you keep getting detoured.

Sometimes in life we blow things out of proportion because proportion is so dull.

Act always from a sense of common humanity, and let God judge if it be charity.

Someday a computer will give a wrong answer to spare someone's feelings, and man will have invented artificial intelligence.

Love is a condition where the world seems to be standing still, and it's you who are spinning on your axis.

No man is so idle that he cannot rouse himself just enough to get in the way of a busy person.

Perhaps we are given a mom that we might take into death the memory of a lullaby.