In a houseful of toddlers and pets, you can start out having a bad day, but you keep getting detoured.

In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds incontinent.

Eventually you come to realize that most people aren't looking for a fight but for someone to surrender to.

Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane.

Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no regret, for I am far surer of what is kind than I am of what is true.

There is part of us that stands in quiet witness to what we do, taking notes, waiting for a solitary moment to bring up the subject.

Success is a tale of obstacles overcome, and for every obstacle overcome, an excuse not used.