Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, not forgetting to leave others be as you would have them leave you be.
Robert BreaultIf you could eavesdrop on everything said about you, you'd spend most of your time waiting for the subject to come up.
Robert BreaultMan, in his sensitivity, does not give names to animals he intends to eat but goes on giving names to children he intends to send to war.
Robert BreaultAfter a lifetime of deep thought, I've decided that life is a distraction, but probably not from anything important.
Robert BreaultIf you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule and "righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.
Robert BreaultWhen compiling his great dictionary, the young Noah Webster travels to the Himalayas, where he climbs to the cave of the world's wises man. 'O, great sage,' he says, 'tell me the meaning of life.' The sage sits Noah at his feet and, with great solemnity, commences to unfold the meaning of life. When finished, he places a hand on the young man's shoulder and says, 'Do you have any other questions, my son?' Noah flips a page in his notebook and says, 'You wouldn't know the meaning of lift, would you?'
Robert Breault