The secret to happiness is to put the burden of proof on unhappiness.

Of what use to get what you want if you must become someone else to get it.

It is still possible to have friendly discourse in America, as long as you don't bring up any subject.

Marriage is nature's way of ensuring that a woman picks up some mothering experience before she has her first child.

Sometimes you believe a thing that isn't true because in the world you wish to live in, it would be true.

You spend the first two-thirds of your life asking to be left alone and the last third not having to ask.

The happiest memories are of moments that ended when they should have.