Am I lying to you if I tell you the same lie I tell myself?

It's a safe bet that someone who tells you you need to calm down has never actually seen you when you needed to calm down.

For every person you can trust, there was first a child who was trusted.

Once an absurdity is accepted as truth, it will seem truer the more absurd it is shown to be.

One of the great logical puzzles is how a woman is always like her mother but never like her sister.

Either way, things are a lot better - either a lot better than they were or a lot better than they're going to be.

It's getting harder and harder to worry needlessly.