Everything happens for the purpose of what you decide to do about it.

Once an absurdity is accepted as truth, it will seem truer the more absurd it is shown to be.

There is no such thing as gratitude unexpressed. If it is unexpressed, it is plain, old-fashioned ingratitude.

A good marriage is each for the other and two against the world.

There are secrets I will take to the grave and others I'd feel safer having cremated.

A vacation trip is one-third pleasure, fondly remembered, and two-thirds aggravation, entirely forgotten.

We lack resolve and blame fate, mistaking the drift for the tides.