Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane.

For centuries, man believed that the sun revolves around the earth. Centuries later, he still thinks that time moves clockwise.

One of life's regrets is that you didn't always tell the truth, and now it's too late, because the truth has changed.

Do not be surprised when those who ignore the rules of grammar also ignore the law. After all, the law is just so much grammar.

It's not that I'm a Type-B personality. It's that I'm driven by a passionate, all-consuming desire to take it easy.

Life is a process by which a few desperate longings morph into a thousand meaningless wants.

The lesson of Good Friday is to never lose hope — or at least give it 48 hours.