Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane.

If you can't explain something in a few words, try fewer.

Sometimes I think my life would make a great TV movie. It even has the part where they say, "Stand by. We are experiencing temporary difficulties.

It's a nasty divorce when they can't agree on how to divvy up the His and Hers towels.

Road rage is the expression of the amateur sociopath in all of us, cured by running into a professional.

The more side roads you stop to explore, the less likely that life will pass you by.

You don't realize how little accuracy there is in network TV reporting until they cover a story in your hometown.