Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane.

The secret to happiness is to put the burden of proof on unhappiness.

Once a man has won a woman's love, the love is his forever. He can only lose the woman.

The trick to liking who you are is not to hate too much the person it turned out you weren't.

One thing you learn in a long marriage is how many sneezes to wait before saying, "Bless you.

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead.

It is when there is nothing you can say or do to help that a friend needs you the most.