Having perfected our disguise, we spend our lives searching for someone we don't fool.

Through sources, we have obtained the following alien assessment of the human species: The male wants to be valued for what he pretends to be. The female wants to be overvalued for what she truly is.

The last I heard from my destiny, it wanted me to make a legal U-Turn at my next opportunity.

Those who avoid the tough choices of life, live a life they never chose.

If there's anything better than a God-given talent, it's a God-given day job.

There comes a morning in life when you wake up a new person; that is to say, you wake up the same person but you realize it's your own fault.

Alas, by the time Fate caught up with my life, Chance had it all planned.