Having perfected our disguise, we spend our lives searching for someone we don't fool.

There is in every truth a wise saying, and in every contradiction, two wise sayings.

My quest for cosmic understanding is a book I have picked up and put down many times, always forgetting to insert a bookmark.

A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch.

I guess, when you get down to it, a loving touch compensates for an unskilled hand about everywhere except in an airplane cockpit.

In the happiest of our childhood memories, our parents were happy, too.

What is a mom but the sunshine of our days and the north star of our nights.