I wish to die knowing that I took a fleeting instant of eternity and fashioned from it a lifetime.

What you discover about life’s shell game is that it’s hardest to follow the pea when you’re the pea.

Road rage is the expression of the amateur sociopath in all of us, cured by running into a professional.

Do not mistake probability for truth, for it is a notorious liar.

Why try to explain miracles to your kids when you can just have them plant a garden.

The verdict is still out on my life, the judge having not yet instructed the jury, both of whom are me.

Alexandros of Antioch took a block of marble and chiseled away from it everything that was not his masterpiece, the Venus de Milo. If you will chisel away one fault from your character every day, you may discover - a) that you're actually a statue of Margaret Thatcher. b) that you're still just a block of marble. c) that there are pigeon droppings on your shoes. d) that you, too, are a hidden masterpiece.