An art critic is someone who hopes to see his ideas translated to canvas without having to learn how to paint.

Psychologists now recognize that the need in some people to have a dozen cats is really a sublimated desire to have two dozen cats.

As a man, I've learned that there is nothing easier in married life than pleasing your wife with your cooking.

It is when there is nothing you can say or do to help that a friend needs you the most.

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

Among those born into chaos, some will imagine an order and become scientists; a few will recognize the chaos and become abstract artists; most others will turn to faith for understanding; and the rest will become lost souls.