An art critic is someone who hopes to see his ideas translated to canvas without having to learn how to paint.

Know thyself, especially thyself after a couple of drinks.

An optimist is someone who figures that if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's the bluebird of happiness.

I look into the faces of people struggling with their own lives, and I do not see strangers.

The verdict is still out on my life, the judge having not yet instructed the jury, both of whom are me.

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded.

Whatever you put aside to seek happiness, remember where you put it.