Nothing in life means anything unless someone cares, and the whole trick is to keep being that someone.

A bottle of wine Still to be drunk, A bundle of thoughts Still to be thunk.

It's sad when two people who could never part without a kiss come to the point where they never part and so never kiss.

Through sources, we have obtained the following alien assessment of the human species: The male wants to be valued for what he pretends to be. The female wants to be overvalued for what she truly is.

Yes, I worry about the craziest things, but better me than someone less qualified.

Does it seem sometimes that you are always the one to break an embarrassing silence — and always by saying something more embarrassing than the silence?

What are memories but dreams of a better past.