We all know them — the unstructured person whose every action seems aimless and the totally organized person whose every action defeats some purpose.

Often, what seems an impossible climb is just a staircase without the steps drawn in.

Usually the woman has an appointment with destiny, and the man just happens to be there.

Ever get the feeling that sometime early in your life there must have been a briefing that you missed?

The only creature on earth whose natural habitat is a zoo is the zookeeper.

I regret less the road not taken than my all-fired hurry along the road I took.

At some point you must decide if you want to succeed or just be someone who was never to blame for anything going wrong.