Eventually, if you're lucky in life, you find someone with the same chemical imbalance you have.

The trouble with 'a place for everything and everything in its place' is that there's always more everything than places.

The hardest thing about reality is returning to it after an hour inside your child's mind.

Is it my imagination, or does shipping and handling settle a box of crackers more than it used to?

Before you pledge your undying love to someone, make them promise they won't die.

There is no such thing as gratitude unexpressed. If it is unexpressed, it is plain, old-fashioned ingratitude.

Sometimes an answer not yet blowin' in the wind is stirring in the breeze.