Dancing is moving to the music without stepping on anyone's toes, pretty much the same as life.

Some forgive and forget, more forgive and remember, most forgive and remind.

Blogs seem to have two magnetic poles, one attracting friends, the other repulsing relatives.

According to science, the universe began as a swirl of gas that, as it cooled, spun off the Ten Commandments.

Always laugh off a slight insult, so that people will understand what it means when you're not laughing.

We find things where we look for them, which is why I never look for a golf ball out of bounds.

As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, "You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do"