[Addiction's] not about placating the bad dog - it's about feeding the good dog. You still have to feed the bad dog, but only enough so that the ASPCA doesn't bring you up on charges.

I don't think I'm in any position to give anybody advice about anything.

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.

Worrying is like praying for something you don't want to happen.

Listen, smile, agree, then do whatever you were going to do anyway.

Sometimes everything you need to know to be an actor in your mid-forties, you learn before you were 15 years old.

I know very little about acting. I'm just an incredibly gifted faker.