Worrying is like praying for something you don't want to happen. I have such an overwhelming sense that if you're in the right state of heart, the next right thing appears to you.

McDonald's being the official restaurant of the Olympics is like smoking being the official medicine of cancer.

I need a lot of support... Life is really hard, and I don't see some active benevolent force out there. I see it as basically a really cool survival game. You get on the right side of the tracks, and you now are actually working with what some people would call magic.

Sometimes you just gotta be drop-kicked out of the nest.

The higher the stakes, the happier I am, the better I will be.

Does any new parent, even if you're not a first-time parent, ever really know what to do?

Im such a work in progress at the moment, its crazy, and life wants me on edge, I swear to you. But as long as I dont forget the past, Im cool. One must always be mindful, just like you might forget that old girlfriend who tried to slit your throat, but shes really still hot. If you remember the stitches more than you remember the pussy, youre going to be just fine.