I don't think I'm in any position to give anybody advice about anything.

Give me a scotch, I'm starving.

Whenever I watch someone doing something, even if it doesn't turn out so great, I at least admire their intentions and stuff.

If I was a lawyer, I'd be my own best client.

I, personally, would be shocked if we went to the end of the tape now and I didn't have at least one... Look, even if I don't get one directly, eventually they're just going to have to give me one when I get old. So no matter how you slice it, I'm getting one.

Mediocrity is my biggest fear. I'm not afraid of total failure because I don't think that will happen. I'm not afraid of success because that beats the hell out of failure. It's being in the middle that scares me.

I'm an actor, a husband, a father of two, and a full-time Avenger.