I don't think I'm in any position to give anybody advice about anything.

The old saying is true, behind every good man theres an incredible woman.

Do I want to be a hero to my son? No. I would like to be a very real human being. That's hard enough.

I don't like words coming out of a character's mouth that I adore because not only is he a little bit duplicitous but he's kind of practical in the way he thinks, and he thinks in terms of everyone's humanity and how quickly we can go against what we think we meant when we said it or what we believe or blah, blah, blah.

The greatest thing my dad taught me came from when I called him from a phone booth and said, 'Hungry. No bus token. Please. Out of options.' He said, 'Pfft, get a job.

Im thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, Why stop at one? I don't like being limited in that way. Therefore, I'm considering a platton of monkeys, so that people will look at me and see how mellow and well-adjusted I am compared to these monkeys throwing feces around.

There are some parents who have really done it right and told their kid, 'You know, we have this dough, none of this is for you. You have to get your own.