Smoking dope and smoking coke, you are rendered defenseless. The only way out of that hopeless state is intervention.

With a terrible script you hustle and try to make it better. But with a good script it can be trouble because you rest on your laurels, so to speak, you think it's going to translate easily.

I, personally, would be shocked if we went to the end of the tape now and I didn't have at least one... Look, even if I don't get one directly, eventually they're just going to have to give me one when I get old. So no matter how you slice it, I'm getting one.

Nobody learns a German aria overnight, except Jared Harris.

You know, when you're part of a comedic duo, you can take breaks. It's kind of like having a partner that is good with a kid.

Do I want to be a hero to my son? No. I would like to be a very real human being. That's hard enough.

I don't need an Iron Man suit. I'm already a weapon of mass seduction.