Smoking dope and smoking coke, you are rendered defenseless. The only way out of that hopeless state is intervention.

I'm not 40 yet. I wouldn't even bother comparing myself to Chaplin.

I felt like a fighter who was training for a title bout that had not been booked yet.

Mediocrity is my biggest fear. I'm not afraid of total failure because I don't think that will happen. I'm not afraid of success because that beats the hell out of failure. It's being in the middle that scares me.

I've always been a fella who put most of my eggs in one basket and then take a dump in the basket but I really don't know.

You know, when you're part of a comedic duo, you can take breaks. It's kind of like having a partner that is good with a kid.

Does any new parent, even if you're not a first-time parent, ever really know what to do?